09/29/14

flyfella:

Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

09/29/14

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: hhlil)

09/29/14
nicks-weird-blog:

avatartom:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Earth King.

Was anyone else thinking of…

nicks-weird-blog:

avatartom:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Earth King.

Was anyone else thinking of…

14 hours ago with: 2,748 notes - via dspite ( originally avatartom)
09/29/14
theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

09/29/14
09/29/14
betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing


Canadians feel that tooI’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

betheothergirl:

madvlogz:

viktordvornikov:

lignicide:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

mapsontheweb:

Cost of a year of undergraduate study in the EU

Welcome to England where we fucking hate young people

This is hilarious they should show how much it costs americans

America would be as black as the shriveled up rotten beet their education ministry calls it’s heart.

All Americans literally just started sobbing

Canadians feel that too

I’m taking note of where to plan the birth of my future children

(Source: twitter.com)

1 day ago with: 58,171 notes - via batpuff ( originally mapsontheweb)
09/28/14

kirschtein-relatable:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING 

(Source: hentaisavedmylife)

09/28/14

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

09/28/14

(Source: gazpachoblog)

09/28/14
seanmonster:

smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.
The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.
While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.
Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..
Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!



Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

This guy just stopped a volcano. 

Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

In conclusion, fear all benders. 

seanmonster:

smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.

While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

image

They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

image

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!

image

image

image

Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

image

This guy just stopped a volcano. 

image

Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

image

And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

image

In conclusion, fear all benders. 

1 day ago with: 185,216 notes - via batpuff ( originally korrastyle)
09/28/14

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

image

09/28/14

iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

2 days ago with: 11,704 notes - via alphamara ( originally iguanamouth)
09/28/14

i hope drake has a good day today 

2 days ago with: 12,570 notes - via borinq ( originally drakefanclub)
09/28/14

piqued-geek:

nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

2 days ago with: 66,010 notes - via alphamara ( originally nickelode0n)
09/28/14
IOS8 is fantastic

IOS8 is fantastic