04/17/14

dggeoff:

delete anyone in your life who doesn’t think dragons are cool you don’t need that kind of negativity around you

29 minutes ago with: 175,799 notes - via dggeoff ( originally dggeoff)
04/17/14
toss-some-jello-trossarello:

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

I take everything back. That was horribly scarring. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

I take everything back. That was horribly scarring. And yet, I can’t stop watching.

04/17/14

crystal0rchid:

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

my queen

04/17/14

(Source: omnomnominator)

1 hour ago with: 34,166 notes - via d0nn0 ( originally omnomnominator)
04/17/14
wilclcat:

captainraythegreat:

support-group-hazel:

alsocool:

I AM SO MAD
THERE IS NOTHING I CAN THINK OF THAT’S LESS SEXIER THAN 
"OCTOBER BUTTERED CHICKEN"
FUCK MY LIFE

january gelato…..not bad i guess

July BeefGod bless america

august cookie

wilclcat:

captainraythegreat:

support-group-hazel:

alsocool:

I AM SO MAD

THERE IS NOTHING I CAN THINK OF THAT’S LESS SEXIER THAN 

"OCTOBER BUTTERED CHICKEN"

FUCK MY LIFE

january gelato…..not bad i guess

July Beef

God bless america

august cookie

1 hour ago with: 110 notes - via wilclcat ( originally alsocool)
04/17/14

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

(Source: maimedlion)

2 hours ago with: 6,859 notes - via wilclcat ( originally maimedlion)
04/17/14

i went to the zoo today and took selfies with all the animals so pretty much it was a day well spent

04/17/14
Anonymous wrote:
"tell us your most embarrassing story"

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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3 hours ago with: 111,141 notes - via winking ( originally jesusinc)
04/17/14

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

3 hours ago with: 58,145 notes - via bulbasass ( originally narwhal-noir)
04/17/14

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

04/17/14
angrykage:

How to immediately get my attention

angrykage:

How to immediately get my attention

04/16/14
22 hours ago with: 224 notes - via dggeoff ( originally seraphknights)
#ref
04/16/14

(Source: unlucky-artist)

04/16/14
sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

04/16/14
orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time